people who do math homework in pen are fearless
on the bright side i am not addicted to cocaine
not having that one person in your life that you could talk to about anything and everything sort of sucks.
if you take me on a date to a zoo, aquarium, or museum the chances of me having sex with you goes up by about 900%
i was a good student until the crushing weight of reality shattered my hope for the future
- mom: who are you texting?
- me: my crack dealer
you don’t know frustration until you’ve tried plugging something into a socket in the dark
temporarily falling in love with the boy who sat in front of you on public transport