Tinsy. 20. Chicago, Illinois

sorry:

shopping for clothes would be a lot more fun if i had a thinner body and a fatter wallet

posted 8 hours ago with 338,430 notes

the-winchester-initiative:

do you ever have to backspace a reply because

no

our friendship level is not ready for that

posted 10 hours ago with 247,660 notes

wifigodz:

awkward in person, funny and social on the internet

posted 12 hours ago with 135,419 notes

i hate when i lose things at school like my pencils and papers and life ambitions

posted 17 hours ago with 591,226 notes

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

i have never been this weak in my entire life

nippled:

annoying online and irl

posted 19 hours ago with 139,139 notes

compares:

cutebabe:

punkmoss:

i feel like mary lambert just saved my entire day by putting out this music video

im violently crying like literally every time i hear this i cant not sob

Wowwwww I love this so much

fffc:

got a masters degree in being ignored

posted 21 hours ago with 332,196 notes

cosmic-nine-year-old:

once i was at a party and they asked me what my dad did for a living and said that he died when i was 12 and of course i hear the collective “aaawww im so sorry”

and then i hear some girl whisper from the back “you’re halfway to becoming batman”

AND THAT IS HOW I MET ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS MORAL OF THE STORY IS IF YOU USE BLACK HUMOUR I WILL LOVE YOU

posted 23 hours ago with 243,009 notes

tiny-smalls:

Im LMAOing at your life

tiny-smalls:

Im LMAOing at your life

asseroth:

theappleppielifestyle:

a guy at school today was wearing this damn fine red nail polish and I heard these two girls whispering angrily and looking in his direction so I listened in expecting them to be weird about it and the first thing I hear is “how the HELL did he get it so good did he get it professionally done or something you need to ask him where he found that colour jesus fucking christ are you KIDDING me”

I think this is a good example of how the world should work.

posted 1 day ago with 258,548 notes

i just wanna cuddle naked with you and see who gives in first tbh

posted 1 day ago with 34,803 notes

i was havin a great time until i remembered that i was ugly

posted 1 day ago with 194,020 notes